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Bunny Business For Olivia

Hop, hop, hop!, went Olivia.  She caught everyone’s attention, for it is not every day that you see someone who is bound and gagged, dressed in a bunnygirl outfit, and hopping through the town center.  One stranger paused, ready to help free her.  Olivia responded by giving him a look that would have checked a charging rhinoceros, then hopped forward again. A familiar voice called out.  “Olivia!  What happened to you?  I’ll get you untied!” Olivia shook her head, her costume ears waving wildly.  Ordinarily she’d be happy for her boyfriend, Dylan, to untie her.  This was a special circumstance, though, and she d

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Literature

Bunny Business For Olivia

Hop, hop, hop!, went Olivia.  She caught everyone’s attention, for it is not every day that you see someone who is bound and gagged, dressed in a bunnygirl outfit, and hopping through the town center.  One stranger paused, ready to help free her.  Olivia responded by giving him a look that would have checked a charging rhinoceros, then hopped forward again. A familiar voice called out.  “Olivia!  What happened to you?  I’ll get you untied!” Olivia shook her head, her costume ears waving wildly.  Ordinarily she’d be happy for her boyfriend, Dylan, to untie her.  This was a special circumstance, though, and she d

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379 deviations
Literature

Bunny Business For Olivia

Hop, hop, hop!, went Olivia.  She caught everyone’s attention, for it is not every day that you see someone who is bound and gagged, dressed in a bunnygirl outfit, and hopping through the town center.  One stranger paused, ready to help free her.  Olivia responded by giving him a look that would have checked a charging rhinoceros, then hopped forward again. A familiar voice called out.  “Olivia!  What happened to you?  I’ll get you untied!” Olivia shook her head, her costume ears waving wildly.  Ordinarily she’d be happy for her boyfriend, Dylan, to untie her.  This was a special circumstance, though, and she d

Damsel in Distress Stories

490 deviations
Literature

Desolate Sunset

“There’s a crime right under your beak and you can’t even see it!” Anastasia nearly choked on her sunflower seeds.  She was a white duck with a yellow bill and, secretly the superheroine, Harmonizer.  She used her superhearing to combat crime, but she didn’t need it now; indeed, it seemed everyone in the gallery of modern art could hear the loud words. “Madam, please!”  Antony Bridwell, the museum curator, spoke the words softly, hoping, no doubt, to soften the speech of the elderly quail beside him.  In this he was completely unsuccessful. “Don’t ‘please’ me!” she sho

Tickling Stories

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Literature

Captives In Their Own House

A Couple in Distress story, featuring Tom and Jill, characters created by Gonnieb77. "Hurry up, Tom, the movie's about to come back on!" "I'm coming, Jill!"  Tom carried a decorative holiday tin of flavored popcorn and a large bottle of pop into the living room.  He settled himself comfortably on the couch next to Jill and grabbed a fistful of the orange-yellow cheese popcorn.  "Care for some root beer?" he asked, pouring himself a glass. "Ugh, I don't see how you can stand to drink that junk," complained Jill, shaking her head. "Girls never like root beer," observed Tom, tightly twisting the bottle cap.  "It's a manly drink!" "Hmm," sai

Couple in Distress Stories

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Literature

The Rogue and I

A biography of myself. Real Name:  David Nickname:  I’m not really a nickname sort of guy.  I prefer to be called David. Birthday:  July 24, 1963 Current Residence:  Bridlington, East Yorkshire, United Kingdom Height:  5’ 10” Weight:  After having lost 50 pounds recently, I am at a healthy weight. Hair Color:  Dark brown battling the gray onslaught. Eye Color:  Blue Likes:  Good books, creative writing, long walks, Caz, DiD, Caz in DiD. Dislikes:  Lima beans, waiting in lines. Personality:  I’m a quiet person who mostly keeps to myself.  If you draw me out, though, you’ll discover my silly side! Biogr

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Birthday Article

Scraps

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