| A pretty coed falls into the clutches of a mad (or seriously disturbed, anyhow) scientist! |
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Vanity Beach“Hi, Lori! Hi, Cheryl!” Debbie greeted her two friends, eagerly thrusting colorful paper fliers into their hands. “Tell me what you think of these great ads I made up!” “Oh my God!” they both exclaimed in shock. The top of the each flyer proclaimed, in large bold letters: Grand Opening! Debbie’s Smokin’ Hot Burgers. Conveniently located, all this summer, right on Vanity Beach! Below the caption was a photograph of Debbie wearing a white chef’s outfit, a large hat, a blouse withVanity Beach
by ~David-presents
Knotty Hansel And GretelOnce upon a time a completely grown-up brother and sister named Hansel and Gretel lived in their father’s country cottage in complete contentment, until one day… …their father abruptly married an alluring young widow named Millie-Helen he had met when she had delivered a pizza. Millie-Helen was exceedingly unenthusiastic about the presence of his two adult children in her new home, constantly telling them it was time for them to find places of their own to live, selfishly forgetting that they had lived there long before she ever had. One fine summer morning when Hansel and GretelKnotty Hansel And Gretel
by ~David-presents
Learning The RopesDr. Heather Stanford hung her trench coat on the coat rack on the wall near the front entrance of the Great Expectations Preparatory Academy. Her old school had closed many years ago, so she was surprised the large doors were unlocked. “Although I suppose Buck took care of opening them,” she reasoned, noticing a black duster hanging nearby.Learning The Ropes
“I don’t know why I ever agreed to meet him dressed like this; I mean, we didn’t even have school uniforms,” she complained. “Even if we had, they certainly wouldn’t have been anything like this; I’d just die of emba
by ~David-presents
No Laughing MatterOnce upon a time there was a princess who was beautiful both on the inside and on the outside, with only one puzzling exception.No Laughing Matter
Never in her life had Princess Melissa laughed.
“Really, Pumpkin, now that you’re all grown up, don’t you think you could smile at least once?” pleaded King Henry as he sat in the palace garden with his daughter and her duenna, the Dowager Duchess Lady Hollandaise, enjoying their afternoon tea.
“I’ll try, Daddy,” offered Princess Melissa. She struggled with the muscles in her mouth, pulling her lips upwards, but not creating what mi
by ~David-presents
| Mosty humorous damsel in distress stories, although I occasionally sneak something else in. |
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The Adapted GardenA winding path through beds of colour. Differing textures of plants and stones. A garden of beauty, adapted to changes in the world’s climate.The Adapted Garden
This is a xeriscape. A garden designed to preserve resources. Using nature wisely. For here, even a cactus, prickly and dry, can be beautiful too.
by *nid311
Slumber SurpriseThe four women sat around the conference table, each tastefully and elegantly attired, and all awaiting the arrival of the person who had called the meeting. Although they all knew each other, there was no small talk or exchanging of greetings. Each knew the reason that they were there, and the task that they would be discussing.Slumber Surprise
The door to the conference room opened, and an imposing woman entered the room. She was wearing an Armani dress suit, with a black silk blouse, and patent leather heels. Accompanying her was a young assistant, who was dressed in a similar style and carrying a n
by *whoistheshadownow
Deeper UnderstandingTwo minds as one, connected on the same wavelength. A look, a smile, a gesture speaking silent volumes. A meeting of minds, a partnership knowing how the other feels. A companionable silence, there’s no need for words. For a deeper understanding says more than words could ever do.Deeper Understanding
by *nid311
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- May 12, 2009 Trek Support
- May 7, 2009 Which Mythical Creature Am I?
- May 1, 2009 There's Always Something New
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- Apr 5, 2009 A New Day
- Apr 1, 2009 Sad News
- Mar 23, 2009 Mass Confusion
- Mar 6, 2009 DiD Drabbles Everywhere!
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| I like creating humorous stories about damsels in distress. Nothing mean, just stories about heroines who for some reason or another find themselves tied up and perhaps in perilous situations. No one is tortured or humiliated; there is no sex; and you can be sure that everything ends without anyone coming to any actual harm, even if I do give a story a cliff-hanger ending. |
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- Current Residence: Colorado
- deviantWEAR sizing preference: Tsk, tsk.
- Print preference: Times New Roman
- Interests: Creating DiD scenarios that are more imaginative than realistic
- Favourite movie: Teddy at the Throttle. Well, okay, that's not really my favorite, but it has a great DiD scene
- Favourite band or musician: Depends on my mood
- Favourite genre of music: Almost anything except country or rap
- Favourite artist: Anyone who is kind enough to illustrate one of my stories!
- Favourite poet or writer: See my journal.
- Favourite photographer: Irving Klaw
- Favourite style of art: Damsel in Distress
- Operating System: The one at the hospital, I guess
- MP3 player of choice: I probably should be too embarrassed to admit this, but I don't even own an MP3 player
- Shell of choice: Shrimp
- Wallpaper of choice: I suppose whichever one is on sale
- Skin of choice: Whew!
- Favourite game: The video game I truly enjoyed the most was the original Shining Force on the old Sega Genesis
- Favourite gaming platform: PS2
- Favourite cartoon character: Underdog
- Personal Quote: "If you want sense you'll have to make it yourself."
- Tools of the Trade: Mostly just my own overactive imagination
- Website: http://thedb.com/Davidpresents
- Email: David.presents@gmail.com
- AIM: DavidPresents
- Yahoo: DavidxPresents
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The past is just a memory - look to the future.
I am a member of the following clubs: Eye Of Terror and ABC Of Life Challenge
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The past is just a memory - look to the future.
I am a member of the following clubs: Eye Of Terror and ABC Of Life Challenge
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